Hi everybody, as you might guess my name is Benji. What you may not know is that I lost my Hooman a little while ago; I don’t think it was my fault, at least I don’t remember doing anything wrong; anyways I’m here now and it’s not a bad place at all as places go. There’s a lot of other mutts here though and I’ve never seen so many in one place. They’re all a bit like me I think cause I can’t see any of them with their own hoomans. That said I do know there’s a hooman or two about the place quite a lot caust I’ve seen em, they bring food and stuff and talk to us. You should hear what they say, I mean you’d have to hear it to believe it and I certainly wouldn’t repeat it on here in front of you lot.
Anyway I digress, I’m good at that as you’ll come to know. I’m a right ole windbag, like the sound of me own bark if you will, so I figured as I’m on this new path now and hoomanless I’d share the journey with me mates and with any luck make a few new ones in the process, mates that is.
So yeah, Benji’s me name and my hooman said I was a Heinz dog (I don’t even like beans) but I think me mam was a Jack Russel and me Da was a Dachshund. I’ll fill ya’s all in more as we go along and I’ll try to write at least once a week, don’t want ya’s getting bored or forgetting about me …. hang on somethings happening down the field aways, I wonder should I investigate ….. what the heck, see you’se all later I’m off for a look see.